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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better
on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set
up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.
They did spreadsheets.They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some
genealogy reports.They made cards. They did every known job. But
They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their
time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back
on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started
searching frantically screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost
everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started
printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed
this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said....."Jesus saves"